A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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wnba

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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no

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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