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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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haha, you're an orphan

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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BWAT

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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marshal sterio had sex

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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The Irish man was sober.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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