space is fun

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Black People.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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anti jokes

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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