A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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marshal sterio had sex

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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democracy

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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