why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Potato

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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