- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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