Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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The penn state football administration

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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