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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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