Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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minecraft

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Women's rights.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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9/11

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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