What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

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