what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Period Blood

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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