- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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