Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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The penn state football administration

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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The horse said "nay."

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Civil Rights.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Gabe Mercado

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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