- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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