One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

So a black man hails a taxi...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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