- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Which one is hardest?

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Potato.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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