- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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