How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Gabe Mercado

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Women's rights.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Rock mattress.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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ballsack

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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