How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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save water shower with friends

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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