- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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