What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

don't look behind you

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

hey.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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