- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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