What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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