What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

I am a real homosexual

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Can I touch it?

kennah campion... being nice

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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