10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Jokes are funny.

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Adam Sandler.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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your life

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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