- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Real jokes.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Slavery

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

your life

Penis

Lacrosse

i am predestal

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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