What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Golf.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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