- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

if it's friday, it must be China

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

This is not a joke.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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