What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Dead babies.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Knock Knock. Go away!

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What time is it? 10:58

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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