What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what is white and sticky? glue.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Slavery

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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