How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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