A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I like to eat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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