why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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throbbing slobber

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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