what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Slavery lol

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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^that joke's not funny

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SPAMS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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