What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mom

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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