What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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