Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Penis.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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The.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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