What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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