WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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My nipple is bleeding

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Women's Rights...

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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