- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Gay rights

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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