u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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