Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Penis.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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