a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Gay rights

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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