- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Like my status for a tbh?

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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