How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Women's Rights

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

French people.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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