Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

wanna hear a joke? no

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Carlton

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Popsicles

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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