How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Gay rights

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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who farted i did :]

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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