why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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