Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Like my status for a tbh?

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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