Winking at old people

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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You're on fire.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Ruller

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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