- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Yah? Well your a ********

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

French people.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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