A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Netball.

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You're on fire.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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pussy enough said

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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