-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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