- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

hi im paul!

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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