Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Hi Adam,

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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