"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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The economy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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i have cancer

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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