- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

A black man without problems.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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