Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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I'm funny.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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