Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

I'm funny.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Knock knock, come in.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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