How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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The economy.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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pussy enough said

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Anti Joke

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