- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

your going to die

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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