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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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BUT HWY?

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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