How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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YOLO

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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