A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Netball.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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2+2= 478

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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