A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Animal

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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