- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

what happens when you wake up inception

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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