- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

My mom touched my wiener : \

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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