- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

The economy.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Womens rights

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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