Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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my names jim haha

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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