yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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