Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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