Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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