- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

you.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Dick Chaney

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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