How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Christians

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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