knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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The NBA lockout

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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