Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Sarah Palin

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Obama.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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