What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Sarah Palin

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Hi

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Jesus wept.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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hi

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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