- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

who farted i did :]

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

How Long is a Chinese name.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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