"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Your momma's so fat...

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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