What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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thumbs up!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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