Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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thumbs up!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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