a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Kony 2012

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Religion

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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