Women's Rights

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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pedophile

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Jesus wept.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Kony 2012

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Good to see you today!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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