Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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