what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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womens sports...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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