Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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