How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Jesus

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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