why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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The white guy did it!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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I went to the store and I fell

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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