- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Wumbo

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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