If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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America Votes

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Wumbo

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Knock knock

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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