What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man walks around a bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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