Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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I went to the store and I fell

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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you.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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