Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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You.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Hi

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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