a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Women's Rights

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

girls basketball

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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