My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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here kitty kitty

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Anti Joke

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