A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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