you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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