What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Kony 2012

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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