(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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