"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Punch line.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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