A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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poop.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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