That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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make me a sandwich!

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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