A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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