why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Boom.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Caitlyn.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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