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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Caitlyn.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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