What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Women's Rights

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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