Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Har har hey

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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