- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

if you read this you are gay

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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