What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Women's Rights.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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