What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Where is my tractor?

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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