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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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