What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Are you a tree? No.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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