What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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